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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....