Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.