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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer