Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

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A neck-romancer

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Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Because he had a crook in his neck.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....