What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!