What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.