What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.