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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!