What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.