What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac