What type of pasta is no longer used in...

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?