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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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Because she uses the other one to sing.

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A Nova Scorcha!

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

Forgetti