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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.