What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

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What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.