What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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With their fish fingers.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac