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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.