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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.