Pasta Jokes

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish?

Testosteroni.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Birthday State of Mind

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

What tense do Italians speak in?

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

What do you call pasta from the hood?

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Why should you never trust a noodle?

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Your Age Is Only Math

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