Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

Forgetti

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

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What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh

What borders stupidity?

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

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