Spaghetto Jokes

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

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What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

What do you call poor pasta?

Spaghetto.

What is the poor part of Italy called?

The spaghetto

What do you call a sketchy place in Italy?

The "spaghetto"

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

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