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Hood Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Hoodie Jokes More Hoodie Jokes

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Robbin ' Hood Jokes More Robbin ' Hood Jokes

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Spaghetto Jokes More Spaghetto Jokes

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto