Hood Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Spaghetto Jokes More Spaghetto Jokes

What is the poor part of Italy called?

The spaghetto

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Robin Hood Jokes More Robin Hood Jokes

What do you call Robin Hood's mother?

Mother Hood.

What's Robin Hood's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!