Hood Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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The one with a dream was shot.

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So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.