Hood Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Robbin Jokes More Robbin Jokes

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Asian Person Jokes More Asian Person Jokes