What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Truck.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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How did you get into my house?

Business.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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A mouse in a minefield!

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire