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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire