How did you get into my house?

Business.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.