How did you get into my house?

Business.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!