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How did you get into my house?

Business.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.