How did you get into my house?

Business.

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.