How did you get into my house?

Business.

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Why did the coke dealer retire?

He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.