How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?