How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.