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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.