How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.