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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

Ayy

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.