How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food