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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.