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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah