What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.