What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander