What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

A retarded gorilla

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood