What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos