What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole