What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer