What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!