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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.