What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.