What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!