What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!