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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws