Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!