Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.