Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Tree Bark Jokes More Tree Bark Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!