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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.