What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Previous Random Joke Next

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.