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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.