What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.