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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling