Kitten Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain

What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.