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Kitten Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.