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What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?