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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.