Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Nein!

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Because they have nein lives.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!