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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

Nein Life Jokes More Nein Life Jokes

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.