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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.