Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!