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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.