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Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level