Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

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What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.