Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.