Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil