What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.