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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts