What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!