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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo