What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose