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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do old people smell like?

Depends