What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts