What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate