What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky