How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.