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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!