How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Who's there! Borg! Borg who?

Borg standard!