Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning