Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.