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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning