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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.