Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.