What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.