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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.