What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

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Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

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