What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

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