What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.