What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.