What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

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Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.