What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

A platterpuss

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!