What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!