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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!