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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.