What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

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What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.