What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.