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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning