What do cats read in the morning?

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.