What do cats read in the morning?

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Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.