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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.