What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.