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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)