What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

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Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.