Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.