Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!