Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.