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Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!