Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!