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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).