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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave