We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Thank you for your patients.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
