The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Raisin' Bran.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
To prevent bat breath!
They make a Daily Prophet.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
The pencil is better. It has a point.
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
It is a flossy compression method.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because they never speak up.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
You pull down their genes.
