Daily Jokes

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.