The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Raisin' Bran.
It's mistaken for granite.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.
Because it's high in fiber!
To prevent bat breath!
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
She grew out of her b-shells.
Because they must build additional pylons.
By giving them ar-ticles!
We just report the facts we don't change them.
Mumbai
Well, that's the edamame.
Are you surebert?
Because they all live in de-Nile...
They only had 2 vans
Because they can get 4g
