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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Where does the red fern grow?

In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

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Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*