How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.