How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

How do you blind a Chinese man?

Lay floss over their eyes

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.