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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.