That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Two flutists playing in unison.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Czarcasm.
Ben Ching.
2nd base.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Marijuana
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
To find its stomate!
She pulled her pants up.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
