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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

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China Jokes More China Jokes

Who's there! China! China who?

China late isn't it!

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!