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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Who was the most powerful cat in China?

Chairman Miaow!

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.