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Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.