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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

China Jokes More China Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Tibet Jokes More Tibet Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet