Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.