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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.