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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

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What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied