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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy