Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.