Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.