Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

Wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley