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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

What is the area at the Danish/German border called?

The DaneGer zone!