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Area Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

What is the area at the Danish/German border called?

The DaneGer zone!

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.