What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.