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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.