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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.