What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them