What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.