What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.