What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.