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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What makes food go bad?

Bacteria(/spoiler)