What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food