What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

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When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.