What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.