What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.