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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.