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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.