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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.