Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.