Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
There's no accounting for taste.
Ground Coffee.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Burnt steak.
Say the drinks are on the house
A cup of Joe.