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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!