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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.