What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.