What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.