What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.