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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.