What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.