What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.