What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.