Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
He bowled long hops!
Because the pee is silent.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.