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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.