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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Oreo Jokes More Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me