What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.