What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.