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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.