What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!