What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.