What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!