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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Viper Jokes More Viper Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!