Because people cry when they get onions naked.
A weeping Willow.
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
