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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Poor Self Image Jokes More Poor Self Image Jokes

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.