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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get him?

The parrot replies, "Africa".

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Midlife Crisis Jokes More Midlife Crisis Jokes

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Undergo Jokes More Undergo Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.