He was having a midlife crisis
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Midlife crisis
His hips
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
ME crying:
11 years old.
To make A TP
Drill drill drill.
He was going through mid life crisis.
Spam.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
Because, His last name was Dafoe
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Me: *names two of them*
