He was having a midlife crisis
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Midlife crisis
A two-year-old vampire.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
It's Kano.
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
Times fun when you're having flies
Because he's a FUN-GUY
HIV
Because of dat Djibouti.
ME crying:
Its peelings were hurt.
To make A TP