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Midlife Crisis Jokes

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

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What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

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Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.