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Midlife Crisis Jokes

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Year Old Boy Jokes More Year Old Boy Jokes

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

Undergo Jokes More Undergo Jokes

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.