He was having a midlife crisis
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
The parrot replies, "Africa".
Because Africa isn't a country.
They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)
His hips
11 years old.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
A mocking bird!
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
I cry when I chop an onion.
Drill drill drill.
To make A TP