He was having a midlife crisis
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Midlife crisis
Most weddings happen in June.
Brooklyn
Babies grow up and stop crying
I cry whenever I see them.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
11 years old.
I was 10 years old yesterday.
Wanna go phishing
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Too many cheetahs.
Because of dat Djibouti.