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What breaks when you give it to a six year old?

His hips

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.