What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!