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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!