How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...