How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)