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How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.