How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.