What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.