What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log