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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.