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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!