What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.