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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log