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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.