Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle